Quotes from My Best Friend's Wedding
Danny: "Okay, secret's out, I behave inappropriately in crisis situations."
Jesse: "You are right, you are absolutely right. You are Mr. Right, just not... Mr. Right now."
Linda to Jesse: "You're diddling the doodle guy."
Diego: "That kid looked like a teapot with sneakers."
Jesse: "Linda, you can marry my boyfriend."
Diego: "What happened to you?"
Jesse: "I got my eyes dialated."
Diego: "Where? In a river?"
Diego: "You want to marry me?"
Jesse: "Yes. How many times to I have to ask?"
Diego: "Well, I quit at four."
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