Quotes from First Blood

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Linda to Jesse: "You know, if it weren't for that old dryer on your lawn, I'd say you had class."

Jesse: "Nobody is walkin' all over my uterus."

Dawson: "Oh! Who's this hot little package of nasty?"

Diego: "Do you know what he's doing right now? He's lying on the floor taking a nap."
Jesse: "Well, at least he's quiet."
Diego: "And he's completely naked."
Jesse: "Ew."
Diego: "And he sleeps on his back."
Jesse: "Was he dreaming?"

Danny: "My first two years of med school they made me wear a helmet."

Dawson: "Two words: lap dancing."
Jesse: "Three words: I carry mace."

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