Quotes from Diego's First Sleep-Over

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Linda: "I am learning so much. You know my whole life I have been whaling on people all wrong? I could have hurt my back. And you know what my boxing coach told me? He said I was naturally terrifying. Isn't that sweet."

Jesse: "Sorry, sweetie, I gotta go swab the barf."
Diego: "Oh, Jesse, please, let's save the sexy talk for later."

Make no mistake: you and me in the ring? I would own you, pretty boy. Jesse: "Enjoy your sleepover!"
John: "Yeah, you too."
Jesse: "Diego."
Diego: "Yes."
Jesse: "Are my nipples in?"

Jesse: "He's only seen me as mommy mom, you know, he's never seen me as sex mom. No kid should ever have to see sex mom."

Jesse: "Either that went incredibly well or he's been drinking."

Carrie: "Only a wussy would think she won a fight that didn't even happen."
Linda: "Really, well only a raging wussy would call off a fight. So just rage on there, Mrs. Wussington, wuss it up real nice!"

Jesse: "Oh my God! This bed's so squeaky. It's like a giant dog toy!"

Diego: "Did you hear that?"
Jesse: "No."
Diego: "Thank God!"

Carrie: "Say hi to my feet while you're down there."
Linda: "Just remember, go towards the light."

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