Quotes from My Boyfriend Went to Chile and All I Got Was This Lousy Moustache


Diego: "Still looking at my moustache?"
Jesse: "It's looking at me."

Danny: "Moustache, huh? Es muy macho."

Diego: "Kurt, can I ask you something?"
Kurt: "Yes, it takes the focus off your unkempt eyebrows."

Linda to Jesse: "I knew you weren't a natural blonde."

Linda: "Hey, what's up Mr. Kotter?" Diego: "Do you realize that without Nick at Nite you'd be incapable of insulting me?"

Kurt: "She'll be unemployed."
Jesse: "What's this?"
Kurt: "It's her resume. Try to find the truth in it. You'd have better luck locating Waldo."

Linda: "The paperwork that I've been generating has, quote, eclipsed the pilfering problem."

Jesse to Linda: "You have to find the middle ground between slacker and Nazi."


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