Written by Mark O'Keefe, Directed by Kevin S. Bright

Guest starring Joe Finfera as the lunch hole worker

"Why is it, the only time you clean, it hurts me?!" -Diego to Linda

"Don't kiss my ass. You don't do it right." -Kurt to Jesse

"Kurt is lying. He has taken the truth and he has lied all over it." -Jesse

"Wake up! The doctor knows that you're a jerk, and he likes you anyway." -Jesse
"Aw, he doesn't know." -Kurt
"Kurt, you can't hide your jerkiness. Okay, your jerkiness can be seen from space. Dr. Danny sees hundreds of people every day. Every one of them is nicer than you." -Jesse