Written by David Hemingson, Directed by Shelley Jensen

Guest starring Peter Birkenhead as Jamie, Scott N. Stevens as Scott

Co-starring Chris Bruno as Rob

Danny: "All done."
Carrie: "I didn't even feel it."
Danny: "Hear that, Kurt? Didn't even feel it!"
Kurt: "Yes, that's exactly what you want to hear from your girlfriend."

Carrie: "I got a cool job and I'm dating a doctor. I want to show him off."
Danny: "Yeah, I'm her piece of meat."
Diego: "You're having a reunion? I want to be a piece of meat. Unless you don't think of me as meat."
Jesse: "Oh no, sweetie, you're totally meat."

Jesse: "Come on, it'll be fun. I mean, high school reunion? How often do you get to make fun of 400 people in one night?"

Danny: "I had a big gulp on the way over."
Diego: "You're a guy. You're in the woods. Take care of it."