Season 1, Episode 20: Momma Was a Rollin' Stone
"You have great breasts." -Diego
"Thank you. They don't really help with math unless you're counting to two." -Jesse
"What was I gonna do? I went the mom store and you were the only one left." -Jesse
Written by Dan Sterling, Directed by Michael Lembeck
Special guest star Lesley Ann Warren. Guest starring Brian Posehn as Terry, Carlos Lacamara as the gate attendant. Co-starring Shia Laebouf as Moe, Lucy Goncalves as the flight attendant.