Season 1, Episode 14: Hickory, Dickory, Death


"I could tell she was trouble from the moment I laid eyes on her, but she was the classiest dame I'd ever seen - the kind who wouldn't think twice about telling you you had something in your teeth." -Diamond/Diego

"Try looking in my eyes." -Jesse
"I already had. They were the kind of emerald beauties you wouldn't mind looking at on your tenth wedding anniversary... when you wife's at her mother's." -Diamond/Diego

"You know why I like cigarettes, Diamond? Because they burn hot and they last a long time." -Jesse
"I like a woman who thinks two minutes is a long time." -Diamond/Diego


Written by Peter Murrieta & Gabrielle Allan, Directed by Joe Regalbuto

Guest starring Pauley Perrette as Gwen.